/u/TheLonelyStory's posts
[WP] Life follows the physics of Super Smash Brothers; the closer you are to death, the more you bounce around until you get knocked into Space.
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[WP] A pixie appears in your room and offers to take you to a magical land, but after telling the pixie "no," you realize that everyone in the world was offered the same thing, and now you live in a world with all the others who said "no" as well.
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[TT] You are known for being the best, never losing a game and never losing a bet. Problem is, you're in a situation where you WANT to lose, and you're still winning.
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[WP] Someone's "life flashing before their eyes" is actually them reliving each moment of their life multiple times, with a tiny detail changed for the better over and over again, until they have seen their perfect life. Then, they die.
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[WP] You are one of the millions of near-identical creatures that were captured and then transferred to a scientist who is intent with grinding you up into candy. Angered, you lead the charge to take revenge against the rest of the world.
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[WP] Humanity reached an evolutionary point where sleep is no longer necessary. The government, knowing that no one needs sleep, makes sleeping equal to an illegal drug. You're tired.
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[WP] You are a scientist that is studying a new virus that emerged from North America that causes uncontrollable coughing, obnoxiously loud sneezing, and literal contagious stupidity.
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