/u/TheMightyFallen's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are Immortal. Every year you write a book chronicling what happened that year and hide it somewhere. Today archaeologists have found enough books to infer your existence.
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[WP] The ritual is complete. The old god stirs. "Just five more eons, I promise", he says as he goes back to sleep.
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[WP] While anti-heroes are a dime a dozen, you are the first anti-villain. You do villainy with good mannerisms, have many friends, and haven't betrayed anyone in ages. It's really fun to watch people try and wrap their head around it.
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[WP] In the future all cars have auto-safety features that kick in if the user tries to violate a traffic law. A side effect of this is that exciting chase sequences have all but disappeared. A fact you ponder as you and the evil henchmen have the safest, most road legal, life or death chase.
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[WP] When you entered the Villain's liar, you expected a hard fight and long gloating speeches. You did not expect a half-hysterical/ half-dead villain desperately holding a door shut. He begs you for help as his minions flee in terror.
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[WP] Due to a monumentally unlikely coincidence, all the warlike races of the galaxy show up to invade Earth at the same time.
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[WP] One of your co-workers is jokingly referred to as the "knows everything" guy. As you talk to him you realize that he REALLY does know EVERYTHING.
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[WP]On a lark, the dragon decided to kidnap the princess quietly instead of his usual show. During his entry, he sees the abuse and the horrible conditions she is living under, and vows to keep her from ever being rescued and returning here.
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[WP] The marriageability of a princess is based on how big and powerful the dragon that kidnapped her was. A desperate king sends an envoy to the largest dragon around, pleading for his help.
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