/u/TheMuffinWriter's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Ever since you were a young child, you have befriended many spiders. Now as an adult, they are requesting you to come to their aid, at first light, on the fifth day, preferably from the east if it’s not too much trouble.
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[WP] Ever since you were a young child, you were a good friend of cosmic horrors, eldritch abominations, and other generally frightening beings. In your times of greatest need, they always show up to back you up.
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[WP] In the future, cut throat mega-corporations run amuck, plotting and scheming to take over the world. Your laid back mega-corporation is just out to have a good time, inadvertently foiling everyone else’s plans much to their frustration.
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[WP] People try to pretend that the friendly neighborhood eldritch abomination is scary to keep up its self-esteem when it actually is very nice.
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[WP] “Hey new guy, whatever you do, keep your many eldritch limbs and eyes away from Jane, the human in accounting, she’ll mess you up.”
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[WP] Ever since you were a young child, the boogie man has been there for you, under your bed, listening to your many life problems and offering an attentive ear and words of advice. Now that it is Christmas once again, you decide it's high time that you finally got your friend a gift.
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[WP] Ever since you were a young child, you played pretend dark lord with many different children of the supernatural. Now older, they’ve stopped joking.
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[WP] You weren’t surprised when your parents told you one of them was an otherworldly eldritch horror from the cosmic abyss. The fact that they both weren't left you stupefied, you had thought both of them were.
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[WP] A cosmic horror long bullied and laughed at for for its fond affection and protection of humanity is in its time of greatest need. Humanity has its back and no one is laughing.
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