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It is impossible for this post to go viral, so please don't try.

293 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[morph] - Little Sophia wept, cornered in her bedroom and cowering in terror as she cradled her dolly protectively from the snarling bloody fangs of the monster.

279 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I died yesterday, and somehow I was sent to Celebrity Heaven by mistake.

260 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I've been digging for hours, but there just doesn't seem to be anything down in this hole.

252 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a cannibal, it's important to maintain a healthy and balanced diet.

241 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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S0m30n3 pl3@s3 s3nd h3lp!

240 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Daddy holds me tightly from behind, one hand silencing my mouth, and his hot breath whispers into my ear, "Whatever you do, don't even think of screaming, and don't try to run."

237 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son called me in a panic from the high school where an active shooter was on the loose.

231 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Do you know why everybody is REALLY buying up all the toilet paper?

206 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After years of chasing the laser pointer, my cat finally, somehow, caught that red dot.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It is impossible for this post to go viral, so please don't try.	293	TwoSentenceHorror
[morph] - Little Sophia wept, cornered in her bedroom and cowering in terror as she cradled her dolly protectively from the snarling bloody fangs of the monster.	279	TwoSentenceHorror
I died yesterday, and somehow I was sent to Celebrity Heaven by mistake.	260	TwoSentenceComedy
I've been digging for hours, but there just doesn't seem to be anything down in this hole.	252	TwoSentenceHorror
As a cannibal, it's important to maintain a healthy and balanced diet.	241	TwoSentenceHorror
S0m30n3 pl3@s3 s3nd h3lp!	240	TwoSentenceHorror
Daddy holds me tightly from behind, one hand silencing my mouth, and his hot breath whispers into my ear, "Whatever you do, don't even think of screaming, and don't try to run."	237	TwoSentenceHorror
My son called me in a panic from the high school where an active shooter was on the loose.	231	TwoSentenceHorror
Do you know why everybody is REALLY buying up all the toilet paper?	206	TwoSentenceComedy
After years of chasing the laser pointer, my cat finally, somehow, caught that red dot.	200	TwoSentenceHorror