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I've been chained here for a week, suffering under the scorching sun with no food or water, and I'm beginning to the fear the worst.

152 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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There are 7 things that I hate.

150 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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And the God said, "Let there be light", and there was light.

140 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Stump Water

136 upvotes • r/nosleep
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I masturbate constantly.

132 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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[morph] - My daddy is so sweet, he kisses my nose and gives me piggyback rides and reads me stories before bedtime!

132 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As you read this sentence you realize that you've read it once before.

130 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I wanted a little sister but mommy and daddy brought home a baby brother instead.

126 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Dear Diary, my mother says masturbating can cause blindness, but I think she's full of shit.

125 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Mommy and me are moving into a new house today, and I'm so excited!

125 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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