/u/TheOminousDarkness's posts
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When I blew out the candles on my 8th birthday cake, I wished that my parents would get back together and be happy forever.
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I'd finally taken down the Christmas tree, and I found a hidden gift that I forgot to give to the kids.
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[MORPH] - Mallory frowned at her fat reflection in the mirror, disgusted, and decided that she needed to make some drastic lifestyle changes if she wanted to be in a bikini by summer.
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Nothing could prepare us for the war against the machines, but we soon discovered that they were not without a weakness.
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If you've ever experienced déjà vu repeatedly, did you know that it's an excellent indication of insanity?
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My daughter absolutely hates peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and wrinkles her nose when I say "finish your lunch".
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