/u/ThePeacefulBard's posts
[WP] Turns our that dragons are laid back underachievers. They could rule as gods, being virtually invincible, but almost all of them prefer a nice comfy nest in the mountains and a nice fat cow every week.
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[WP] All your life you’ve been followed by two ravens. They occasionally bring you things that are helpful in some way. Today they brought you an eye patch and a dagger.
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[WP] You are lost in an infinite, procedurally generated IKEA that seems to have no exit, and the staff, well, it’s best not to talk about them.
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[WP] The Grim Reaper suspects that his golfing league always lets him win for fear of mortal punishment. So one day he disguises himself as a newcomer to test his skills for real.
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[WP] Turns out that the devil doesn’t quite understand the concept of fiction. Therefore when it’s time to retire and choose a new Satan, he summons all the actors who have ever played him, thinking them qualified for the job.
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[WP] Coffee is Earth’s number one export, with all other caffeinated drinks collectively occupying the number two spot. Skilled baristas basically have a blank check to open a shop anywhere they want in the Galaxy.
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[WP] Your superpower is incredibly strong, but you can only use it twenty times or else you’ll die. Therefore every time the need arises intense debate breaks out on wether it’s worth it or not.
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[EU] You’re a sixth or seventh year Hogwarts student. You’ve finally perfected your patronus, and it takes form as... a human? Near as anyone can tell that has never happened before.
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[WP] An NPC shopkeeper is getting sick of being forced to buy the player character’s junk every day. He comes up with a clever revenge poetically involving all the crap he’s bought over the years.
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