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[RF] A friend tells you they don't like Cats. Not realizing they're talking about the movie, you take them to an animal shelter to prove that cats are likable creatures.
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[WP] A seer told you that your daughter would have magic powers. Eighteen years later, you go back and angrily tell the seer that the prophecy was wrong. The seer looks at your daughter and says “No. It was right.”
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[WP] You grow up around only people of the same sex as yourself. In fact, you didn’t even know the opposite sex existed until you went to school.
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[WP] Some catastrophe ended the world as we know it. Fortunately, you once worked in drug research. Unfortunately, the only thing you have from that job is 5,000 placebo pills.
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[WP] “Every year, I have to pay the devil a tax. If I don’t, he’ll steal my soul.” “Why does the devil need money?” “I don’t pay with money.”
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[WP] You took a cognition-enhancing drug. It worked a bit too well. Now you're nearly crippled by your new abilities.
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[WP] In the future, everyone has a scannable barcode tattoo on their wrist that acts as an ID. Unfortunately, yours just got scratched.
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[WP] Every year, a fraction of the population is taken to a digital paradise. It's not on any map- in fact, it's not in the physical world at all. It can only be accessed digitally. Except it's not a paradise- it's a prison where the inmates are stripped of their bodies.
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[WP] A singer never speaks in public despite her increasing popularity. When she finally agrees to an interview, everyone learns why: she has a stutter.
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