/u/TheSamSammich's posts
[WP] It occurs to you in the shower that you've just turned 32 and haven't gotten a single wrinkle. None of your family members have aged past a certain point - even your dog should be long past gone by now. You tell your friend, and she just laughs incredulously. "You're in a coma, dumbass."
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[WP] You sit beside an elderly man on the bus stop's bench, and he's reading a newspaper. He points to one of the young boys' faces in the 'missing' section, who has the very same eyes as himself. "There's no way they'll find me now," He laughs.
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[WP] Your Mom the world reknown geneticist came for a surprise visit to tell you that, today, she'll be unveiling her greatest triumph yet. As you embrace her and say congratulations, she injects something into your neck. You suddenly feel very tired...
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