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"Don't worry baby; we're going to get on that highway and leave this toxic situation behind us for good," he said, as I sighed with gratitude.

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All of us in the caravan were freezing in the desert nighttime, but this ancient abandoned library saved our lives by providing us with shelter.

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As she sat bound & gagged in the abandoned house's closet, listening to the serial killer unrolling a tarpaulin and laying out tools, she thought about what would happen if her parents told the police to trace her cellphone.

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"I'm so glad you came, officer--those crazy cultists tied me up as an offering for their werewolf god!"

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Unable to endure the loneliness and emotional deprivation anymore, my dying wish as I leaped off the bridge was to be reincarnated as the youngest of a large family.

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"You see, the soils here in Flanders are composed of silty loam, sandy loam and various clays, which liquify after heavy rains due to the inadequate drainage in the flat terrain."

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"What a pretty girl, you don't look like your driver's license picture at all!"

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"Embalming fluid is typically introduced into a cadaver's blood vessels by means of a simple pump," said the coroner to the detectives, indicating the body on the gurney with a slight gesture.

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The remote camera was recording the flying subject of the science team's research as it fluttered nearby, when a chameleon-like tongue shot in and nabbed it, quickly jerking it out of the frame.

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Long ago, we discovered this mysterious ancient temple complex, with its huge and intricately carved limestone blocks and statues, and pitched our worksite tents near it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry baby; we're going to get on that highway and leave this toxic situation behind us for good," he said, as I sighed with gratitude.	2757
All of us in the caravan were freezing in the desert nighttime, but this ancient abandoned library saved our lives by providing us with shelter.	1685
As she sat bound & gagged in the abandoned house's closet, listening to the serial killer unrolling a tarpaulin and laying out tools, she thought about what would happen if her parents told the police to trace her cellphone.	909
"I'm so glad you came, officer--those crazy cultists tied me up as an offering for their werewolf god!"	177
Unable to endure the loneliness and emotional deprivation anymore, my dying wish as I leaped off the bridge was to be reincarnated as the youngest of a large family.	101
"You see, the soils here in Flanders are composed of silty loam, sandy loam and various clays, which liquify after heavy rains due to the inadequate drainage in the flat terrain."	86
"What a pretty girl, you don't look like your driver's license picture at all!"	85
"Embalming fluid is typically introduced into a cadaver's blood vessels by means of a simple pump," said the coroner to the detectives, indicating the body on the gurney with a slight gesture.	79
The remote camera was recording the flying subject of the science team's research as it fluttered nearby, when a chameleon-like tongue shot in and nabbed it, quickly jerking it out of the frame.	74
Long ago, we discovered this mysterious ancient temple complex, with its huge and intricately carved limestone blocks and statues, and pitched our worksite tents near it.	62