/u/The_Sentient_Duck's posts
[PI] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.
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[WP] It's the moment every villain dreads: The hero announces that they have figured out your diabolical plot. But you genuinely have no idea what they're talking about.
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[PI] "But why do you want to destroy the asteroid belt?" The chair swivels, and a T-Rex leans forward. "Revenge."
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[PI] You have fallen in love with a witch. You are honestly not sure if she reciprocates, but either way weird stuff is happening.
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[WP] The Founding Fathers locked a demon beneath the White House when it was built. The last time it escaped, the Civil War started. Now it’s escaped again…
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[WP] Robots have become sentient, but they just want to live normal lives and don't understand why everyone fears and despises them.
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[WP] An innocent woman is hanged for witchcraft in your village. Little do they know that you are a real witch/wizard.
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[WP] Rather than posting satire, the Onion goes to parallel universes and writes about their news stories.
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[EU] Just like Miss Frizzle, you own a Magic School Bus. But unlike Miss Frizzle, you're a history teacher.
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