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[WP] After being possessed, you jokingly tell the demon that if it really wants to stay it’ll have to pay rent. The next morning you wake up to find a pile of cash on your nightstand.
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[WP] Person A: “How the hell are you still alive?” Person B: “Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.” Person B is a clueless immortal, and Person A is the increasingly frustrated and confused serial killer stalking them.
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[WP] Everyone in town knows you’re a werewolf. Most of them are nice and respectful, and once a month you voluntarily turn yourself into the police overnight to protect everyone else from your wolf side. One month, the transformation doesn’t happen.
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[WP] It wasn’t meant to be me. Talia was the Chosen One. She fit the prophecy’s description. I wasn’t even close. She was the underdog - stronger, smarter, and braver than she knew. Two days in, she came back dead. I drew the short straw, so now I’m supposed to do what she couldn’t. I hate my life.
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[WP] One of your friends has been able to predict several major events in your life and the lives of your other friends. When you finally ask them how they know, they say “I read ahead in the script.”
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[WP] When the dead rose from their graves, mankind obviously assumed they were a threat, but then David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, and Alan Rickman made an announcement: “An army of demons is coming. We’re here to help.”
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[WP] A supervillain finally defeats their heroic rival and is about to kill them. As a courtesy, the villain asks “Any last words?” The hero sighs and says “I love you.”
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[WP] When you die, everything goes dark for a couple minutes, then you wake up in an unfamiliar room. Two people come in with confused looks. “What happened?” One of them asks. “That was half as long as last time.”
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[WP] You run a hotel where you occasionally kill guests to satisfy your urges. After a couple years, you start finding the bodies of people you didn’t kill.
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