/u/The_Wendigo_Woods's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] If you stare a Dragon in the eyes for more than 30 seconds you have proposed to them, if they look away fist you are now engaged. To be fair I could have chosen much worse than the Princess of the fire Dragons.
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[WP] The Galactic Council and their enemy’s have always used energy based weapons. The sudden scrabble to develop defences against physical weapons REALLY should have started when the humans began to have interest in Mass Drivers capable of firing over 1,000 tons at FTL speeds.
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[WP] “How many royal diplomats do we have left?” “Seven sir” “How many have we lost?” “43 sir” “How many to marriage” “… 43 sir.” Why the hell does everything on this damn planet wanna marry human diplomats!
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[WP] Fantasy prison guards discuss some of the most mundane items prisoners have used to escape. An old guard white with age shivers as he remembers the day an imprisoned Druid received a mouldy potato for their meal.
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[WP] You always hate having to dance around the fact your 1/8th mimic when the children of the town ask why you are so good at transformation and dimensional Magics. (Yes mimic as in the living chest monster)
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[WP] Being a god of nature gives you immense powers however the forced 10,000 year nap between creation often means your creations go a (Just a tiny bit) feral.
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[WP] Pursuit predators are one of the rarest forms of life to reach galactic travel and are universally loved due to their extreme social acceptance. But the newest pursuit predators to advance into the stars seems a bit more Feral in the way they love.
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[WP] Humans expected many things to scare aliens however the most unexpected was the absolute near fatal fear of googly eyes.
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[WP] Humans are one of only a half dozen alien species to make it to the galactic stage before the inevitable evolution all species experience. Carcinisation.
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