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[WP] Write from the perspective of the White Whale Moby Dick, a battle-scarred badass and hero to the other whales who has survived several attacks from the alien harvesters who abduct his people and slaughter them.

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[WP] "Your Majesty, there is a problem. The dark lord's army, it isn't fodder. They're protagonists. All three thousand of them."

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(WP)God made the universe to win a competition , and he only got second place.

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[WP] Someone genetically engineers a pig with wings. All hell breaks loose.

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[WP] You discover that your entire reality and world exists as an alternate timeline caused by a time traveller showing medieval peasants a Niki Minaj music video.

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[WP] Demon Hunters are the equivalent of hired thugs, whereas Exorcists are Lawyers with the ability to order a cease and desist. Each gets in a dispute over the other's practices in the middle of a job.

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[WP] Make something thought of by all as beautiful sound horrible.

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[WP]"Michael and I have discussed it. We're going to con the Devil."

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[WP]Humans are discovered by the space equivalent of deep sea divers finding vent worms, at the bottom of an abyss clinging to menial heat to survive.

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[WP]Richard Dawkins has a vision of Jesus Christ and finds him a formidable debate opponent.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Write from the perspective of the White Whale Moby Dick, a battle-scarred badass and hero to the other whales who has survived several attacks from the alien harvesters who abduct his people and slaughter them.	824
[WP] "Your Majesty, there is a problem. The dark lord's army, it isn't fodder. They're protagonists. All three thousand of them."	100
(WP)God made the universe to win a competition , and he only got second place.	10
[WP] Someone genetically engineers a pig with wings. All hell breaks loose.	7
[WP] You discover that your entire reality and world exists as an alternate timeline caused by a time traveller showing medieval peasants a Niki Minaj music video.	6
[WP] Demon Hunters are the equivalent of hired thugs, whereas Exorcists are Lawyers with the ability to order a cease and desist. Each gets in a dispute over the other's practices in the middle of a job.	5
[WP] Make something thought of by all as beautiful sound horrible.	3
[WP]"Michael and I have discussed it. We're going to con the Devil."	2
[WP]Humans are discovered by the space equivalent of deep sea divers finding vent worms, at the bottom of an abyss clinging to menial heat to survive.	2
[WP]Richard Dawkins has a vision of Jesus Christ and finds him a formidable debate opponent.	0