/u/Thetallerestpaul's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A moon sized battlestation approches the Earth and destruction seems inevitable. Only Disneys very thorough copyright lawyers stand between humanity and its doom.
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[WP] After Dorothy's house crushes the Wicked Witch, she finds 'H. Granger' written inside the shoes. 'She wasn't always bad' says the Witch of the North. 'Let me tell you her tale...'
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[WP] "She's not the hero we deserve, or need, or even want actually. We've asked her to stop doing it a couple of times, but she just sort of keeps showing up", said the Commissioner to the new Mayor.
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[WP] Several weeks late, The Wellerman finally arrives in answer to the worlds call. He has no sugar, tea or rum to offer. He has not been called in centuries. What he brings instead is unwelcome.
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[WP] You try and summon a minor God to help you but following a translation error a pickaxe wielding deity tunnels through your living room floor. "What seems to be the problem, guv?", says the Miner God with a grin.
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[WP] Q has not been providing the perfect gadgets for 007 based on good planning, but on powerful visions of the future. Bond is definately suspicious, after the latest obscure gadget came to the rescue.
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[WP] People have been singing 'Rain Rain Go Away' for years, but one day by chance you sing it correctly, and it does go away. It does not return.
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[WP] God status is bestowed by the worship of a million souls. After saving a kitten from a burning building on a viral video, you start to feel odd.
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