/u/Theyogibearha's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Water is a hardcore drug in the intergalactic community. The intergalactic DEA is preparing a strike on a planet full of mammals that are so addicted to it they cannot survive without it.
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[WP] Gods exist and they play video games. An account has risen rapidly to the top of the leaderboards in a game called ‘Earth’. A notoriously difficult and buggy game that has plagued gamer Gods for years.
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[WP] An alien arrives on Earth, crash landing near your house. Upon greeting it and bringing it back to your home, it begins to sleep. 5 years pass and you hear a bump from where you stored it years ago. It comes up the stairs and says "Rough night, can you tell me what planet I'm on?"
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[WP] Earth is finally contacted from beyond our solar system. The message is broadcast on all available airways. It reads as follows, “Cease and desist all creation of fictional works. Containment of the manifested creatures and powered beings is no longer feasible. We ask that you please stop.”
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[WP] Humans are one of the lowest ranked species in terms of population across the known universe. This qualifies us for certain amenities and protections.
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[WP] “Yeah, Earth evolves a dominant species about every 65 million years or so. They’re usually quite strong... you don’t look very strong.“
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[WP] Every writing prompt created immediately spawns a dimension with those exact parameters. The responses become like legend, sometimes even true history. This dimension is self aware and likes to inquire into famous dimensional histories.
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[WP] A hero is smashing records in all the standardized tests given to measure the scope of one's abilities. So much so, they invent a new class above even 'S'. Introducing, class X.
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