/u/Thirteenera's posts
[WP] As you work in the garden, your attention is attracted by a group of ants who have spelled your name with their bodies, as well as a crude pentagram. It seems they think you are someone with godlike powers, and that they "bound" you to do their bidding. You decide to play along.
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[WP] Seven soldiers return to base. They all know each other, and have served in same squad for years... But when their squad was sent out to patrol earlier, there were only six of them...
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[WP] The one terrifying thought that nobody seems to ask is, what was the evolutionary advantage of having our brains understand the concept of Uncanny Valley? That is, being afraid of something that looks human, but isnt...
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[WP] "Hey, so that demon binding Ritual you guys are selling is a total scam". "Im sorry you feel that way sir, are you our existing customer?" "No, I'm the demon"
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[WP] Jack Sander has a beautiful wife. Jack Sander has many wonderful friends. Jack Sander has a happy life. You are not Jack Sander. You are the thing that ate him, and walks around wearing his body.
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[WP] Dont be afraid of the corpse of a skyscraper-sized giant kraken that washed up on the shore. Be afraid of whatever bit it in half.
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[WP] As you look down on your still warm body, you see a black robed figure approach. "So, this is how it ends huh? Do I... Go to heaven now?" Death is confused. "What do you mean? This WAS heaven. Now you have to go back"
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[WP] ".... But its a curse... Its bad, its a ... bad thing... Youre supposed to hate it... STOP HAVING FUN!"
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[WP] As punishment for your species crimes, your planet is encased in energy shield, forever exiling you from cosmos. As final shield tile activates, you watch in horror as something consumes entire universe, leaving your shielded planet as the only still existing place in... Existence.
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