| I opened r/badtwosentencehorrors | 13 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| I was in the kitchen eating moms meatloaf | 12 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk | 11 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| Modern scientists have science down to a science | 11 | oneliners | | | | |
| I was in day 50 of NoFap no pmo | 9 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| I was suspicious about moms meatloaf, so I checked her recipe book | 8 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| “Something smells fishy” I said, sniffing the air around me in disgust | 6 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| It was the zombie apocalypse and the only place left to hide was chik fil a | 6 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| I was at the Devil’s Nightclub, dancing with the super hot femme fatale who I heard was the owner | 5 | badtwosentencehorrors | | | | |
| I made a post about Weezer’s “Sweater Song”… | 5 | TwoSentenceComedy | | | | |
