/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Since it wasn't in any known language, the experts were not worried about the magical tome leaking onto the internet.
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My kid excitedly claimed I was right after all, a hole in the backyard wouldn't lead to China, just the Indian Ocean.
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Thanks to some anonymous emails, all the cops in town were at my brother's farm, busting up his cocaine operation.
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There was hope for my immediate family because we had the genetic markers that kept us 'invisible' to the hordes of zombies.
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A tip for the pizza lady in an envelope seemed weird but they were Mommy's guests so I knew not to complain.
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