/u/ThrowawayBlast's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a professional life coach I would have been proud to hear my new friend stand up for himself and quit a job he disliked

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Mommy said Scruffy ran away and that the monsters under the bed did not get him.

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The impact pattern and the scrap of ticket clearly told the investigator the man had fallen from a passenger plane far above.

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Mommy says we’re going to get a shot from the nice military men and feel better.

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It was a popular viral 'meme' that Friday night, to use Google to leave unpopular reviews of the sun itself.

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The cops were very understanding and took me to a precinct my abusive ex did not work at.

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It's not that I mind Mom watching over the kids.

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Despite what my parents said, my newfound Hollywood actor friends were not debauched cultists, just decent people.

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A bagged lunch, maybe dropped by a bird, tumbled over the side of the hedge maze.

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All my co-workers wondered at the extra button in the elevator but I was the one to finally press it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a professional life coach I would have been proud to hear my new friend stand up for himself and quit a job he disliked	22
Mommy said Scruffy ran away and that the monsters under the bed did not get him.	22
The impact pattern and the scrap of ticket clearly told the investigator the man had fallen from a passenger plane far above.	21
Mommy says we’re going to get a shot from the nice military men and feel better.	20
It was a popular viral 'meme' that Friday night, to use Google to leave unpopular reviews of the sun itself.	20
The cops were very understanding and took me to a precinct my abusive ex did not work at.	20
It's not that I mind Mom watching over the kids.	19
Despite what my parents said, my newfound Hollywood actor friends were not debauched cultists, just decent people.	19
A bagged lunch, maybe dropped by a bird, tumbled over the side of the hedge maze.	19
All my co-workers wondered at the extra button in the elevator but I was the one to finally press it.	18