/u/Thundergod1020's posts
[WP] The Elder Gods were given the gift of a mass human sacrifice. However, the sacrifice took place in Florida, and now Nyarlathotep’s trying to wrestle gators and Hastur’s high off of bath salts.
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[WP] The evil villain was successful in transferring their mind into that of a hip, youthful teenager. However, it wasn't hard for the heroes to find him, considering he still had the taste of a man in his 90's.
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[WP] You are regarded as one of the best monster slayers of all time. However, people don't sing your praises like they do for the others because you treat the infestation like a modern-day exterminator would, and treatment/prevention doesn't have the same wonder to it as traditional slaying does.
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[WP] Lots of people like to joke about how they're allergic to bulls***. However, unfortunately, you really ARE, and all the Benadryl in the world can't save you from your Pinocchio of a coworker.
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[WP] You’re one of the most feared heroes in the city, considered an eldritch abomination none can match by the criminals that live there. However, you’re not really that strong, you’re just REALLY good at selling the whole bit with what powers you have.
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[WP] “Oh we demons don’t do the whole “sell your soul” thing anymore, everyone these days is going straight to hell when they die anyways, we trade for NFTs these days.”
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[WP] A man/woman develops a split personality out of stress, but all the persona does is healthily improve their life, making them go to bed earlier, doing exercises, eating right, etc. However, this causes problems that cause the two to come see a therapist. You, specifically.
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[WP] When you were joining into the rebellion, you thought you were fighting for the good guys. As time has passed and your leader's actions have grown more questionable, you're starting to think the Imperial Regime may not be the real villains here...
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[WP] It’s a new World War, and as such, new codes and ciphers have been popping up left and right. One such cipher has come up with great success, not because nobody knows how to decode it, but because they have too much dignity to admit knowing it... uwuspeak.
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