/u/Thundergod1020's posts
[WP] Ten million years ago, the ancestors of Humanity were seeded onto the planet we call Earth as livestock to be consumed across the galaxy as a delicacy. The aliens were in for a rough surprise when they came back, and we discovered a lot of them go well with garlic butter.
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[WP] “This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today, I’ve been abducted by the Jigsaw Killer. I’ve already taken apart the traps with the special lockpick made by BosnianBill and me, but just to show you it wasn’t a fluke, I’m going to reassemble them and take you through each one.”
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[WP] When humans got to space, we learned very quickly that precious minerals weren’t so precious when there were entire asteroids made of the stuff. You saw the REAL market, and sell something only Earth has that everyone wants: Shrubberies.
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[WP]Once every hundred years, there is a human gifted with great powers to ease the suffering of their people… Too bad you live in a post-scarcity society, and the worst problem that you’ve heard of in months is Mrs. Teasly accidentally spilling coffee into her sand-art that took six weeks to make.
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[WP] The monster under your bed finally revealed itself, and your original fear was replaced with confusion when it just tucked you in and patted your head before going back under. Since then, "Granny" has continued to act like your grandma, even if neither of you understand the other.
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[WP] You were gifted with extreme powers from a young age, but due to living in a post-scarcity society that lacks major strife or conflict, you’ve had to resort to making videos online for the attention you need.
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[WP] Moving your evil lair right outside the village made sure nobody could ever level up enough to kill you, sure, but now you’re constantly being mildly inconvenienced by wannabe heroes at every turn, and you’re questioning moving back to the volcano…
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[WP] There was a spark, and now superpowers are cropping up all over the world. While most people have grown to love this, you work for OSHA, and job sites have never been harder to regulate.
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[WP] You had everything prepared, the runes engraved in blood, the candles lit, and the stars all aligned. What you WEREN’T prepared for was the demon you summoned to immediately diss your choice of pig blood, having Mars in retrograde, and the use of a… PUMPKIN SPICE YANKEE CANDLE???
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