WritingPrompts

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[WP] When you die, you can choose to live with a historical figure of your choice. Unfortunately, the angel assigned to help you is quite old, and when you said 'Vincent Van Gogh', they heard 'Vincent Von Crow' You are his first roommate.	29
[WP] “According to your father’s will, you are to take over the family business.” “Sir, I don’t think you understand. My father was Ronald McDonald.”	14
[WP] The Avengers are locked in yet another Earth threatening battle against an alien conquerer. You’re the official press photographer assigned to this monumental occasion.	3
[WP] It’s very important to be supportive of your children, but when your nine-year-old has started a cult and is claiming to be the Anti-Christ, parental support can only get you so far.	3
[WP] The centuries old ghost residing in a Victorian mansion didn’t understand that if he killed a person in the house he haunted, their ghost would join him for eternity. Now, as you hover over your corpse in shock, he shrugs at you in disbelief and asks “well… what do we do now?”	1
[WP] Your son is extremely friendly, and he’s befriended a man he encounters on his walk to school every week. Well, it turns out that this man is the head of a mafia crime family, and now he’s turned up at your front door, backed up by two of his ‘friends’, requesting to be your son’s godfather.	1
[WP] You are the child of a sea god, and a gang of pirates has just kidnapped you in order to bargain with your father and secure a safe voyage. Little do they know that your father has perished and passed his powers on to you - and the pirates have just angered the only one in charge of their fate.	1
[WP] In a world of heroes, you have the world’s most useless super power - when you hold out your hand, you can summon a single, circular slice of ham. And yet somehow, you have been called to fight in a battle.	1
[WP] God is, in fact, a woman. The misogynistic leaders of the church she has decided to reveal herself to are not exactly thrilled by this.	1
The centuries old ghost residing in a Victorian mansion didn’t understand that if he killed a person in the house he haunted, their ghost would join him for eternity. Now, as you hover over your corpse in shock, he shrugs at you in disbelief and asks “well… what do we do now?”	1

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