/u/Timeless_Timber's posts
[WP] "IF NOT FRIEND, THEN WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?" the human cries out after you denied to let them pet your homeworld's most dangerous predator
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[EU] Humanity finally nuked themselves to extinction, but that wasn't enough to stop all the anomalies the SCP foundation contained; Now, hundreds of years later, aliens have found Earth overrun with reality-warping entities.
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[WP] "There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make eye-contact with and you don't question that?"
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[WP] You attempt to sell your soul to a demon, only to find out that your mother sold it to a witch before you were born
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[WP] You are a deep space explorer, one day while scouting potentially habitable planets, you discover a giant ball of iron, after opening it with help from your ship's asteroid breaker all you find within is... a snail??
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[WP] You are a vicious predator, one of the mighty rulers of the world! But the human does not understand this simple fact, and insists on calling you something as degrading as "Mr. Fluffles"...
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[WP] A hole opened in the sky, and the gods in all their golden splendor came down to offer you a chance to join their pantheon! But this is their 12th offer this week, and you're getting tired of their persistence...
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[WP] To enter Valhalla, one must die with a weapon in hand, this leaves you confused, however, as you died holding your pet.
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