/u/Timoris's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your home is being invaded, fortunately you are armed with the BEST home defense system available: A 36 year old Macaulay Culkin who's tired of this shit.
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[WP] Your English teacher explains the themes and symbolismes of up a best selling book she does not know you wrote. Unfortunately, she has it all wrong. You raise your hand
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[WP] You figured out that by doing every superstitious bad luck trick at once you'd end up with a million years of bad luck. Which also means you'd live for a million years
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[WP] Michael Cain has been banned from every transit system in the world except for Melbourne, Australia. He had no idea what their breaking point is, but his goal is to find it.
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[WP] Your partner got shot and died in your arms, you, the black cop with two days left on the Police force need to solve the case before you retire
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