/u/TipsSlight's posts
[WP] "Everyone has their spirit animal following them. My mother has a kind and benevolent pixie that grants her and everything she loves a little extra luck. My father has a robotized dragon that dispenses valuable metals. And me? I get a yellow thing with blue overalls and goofy goggles."
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[WP] "For the last time, you are NOT driving this car Karen. Thanks to you, the dinosaurs are dead, slavery became a societal normal for millennia, and don't even get me started on that whole net neutrality thing. I'm gonna steer us back on the right path, y'hear?"
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[WP] "And if you look to your left, here we have the Reddit Headquarters. Most of the folks that use Reddit don't know, but every subreddit is an actual room in that building. Do be careful if you go there though, because just like how Reddit eats all your time, so too will that building."
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[WP] You are omniscient, but because you are someone who consistently stutters and misspeaks, nearly everyone that listen do not seem to believe you.
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The medical director informed our staff to prep for patients from a nearby school building that burned to the ground.
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