/u/TipsSlight's posts
[WP] "Commander, one of our men gone rogue and killed one of the newly encountered aliens from planet Xerrix. The ambassadors from their planet arrived, and they are... thanking us, sir."
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All the hours spent, all that effort practicing, and all the money spent, just to win that damned tournament, and I'm met with booing, insults and threats.
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The good news is that my wife gave birth, but the bad news is that she gave birth to two healthy twins when I'm the only one working and we only have enough money to feed three mouths.
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[AUGUST 2020] "You're not me, you don't know how it feels like, you're not me, you don't know how it feels like, yOU'RE NOT ME, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE!"
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[WP] "I can't believe you cheated on another woman! No way in hell I'll marry you!" "Come on! It was literally 14 millennia, 7 centuries, 9 decades, 2 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days ago!"
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[WP] "After granting too many wishes without negative side effects, the Genie court removes all of my cosmic powers. But kid, that ain't stopping me. What's your third wish?"
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[WP] Decades after starting the job, the Narrator goes to see a therapist, due to their inability to stop narrating every tiny event that occurs.
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