/u/TipsSlight's posts
[WP] You have super powers on the condition that your life is in mortal danger. As a result, you start placing yourself in needlessly dangerous situations to take care of your daily errands.
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[WP] You stole a phone from an unwitting passenger on a train. Later on the train ride, you see him dig out another phone from his pocket. You steal it again, and he pulls a third phone out. You follow him, wondering where he's pulling all these phones from.
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[WP] At the end of every year, a snoo representing every subreddit on the site congregates in a single subreddit, chosen at random, called "The Snoo Day." This year's Snoo Day is gonna be problematic.
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[WP] You told your best friend that you lived through your entire life already and are doing it again. Two months down the line, they're crying and punching you, begging why you didn't stop the accident that killed their parents.
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[WP] As it turns out, there aren't an infinite number of souls in existence, so Death must now reap souls and place them into the bodies of newborns. Over the span of several generations, people are catching on to what's happening.
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"Because I was too lazy to cook, I had cereal for breakfast, and because I tripped while holding a bowl of cereal, my wife helped clean up the mess, and because she helped clean it up, she was running late to work."
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[CW] Every sentence of the story must have (at least) a three-word long alliteration chain, as counting curiously connected consonants brings a god-glorious glimmer on my face.
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[WP] With the advent of time travel, a new form of bigotry has been created: the time travelers, and the purists who abstain from it.
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[CW] The narrator is blind, but there's still a story to tell that's happening right in front of (or behind) them.
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