/u/Tired_Autistic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today an alien ship landed on Earth, however there's one tiny problem.

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"See Josh, I told you the cave wasn't a complex as you thought!", I exclaimed in relief, turning to my friend.

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I covered my ears as the old lady screamed at me, demanding that I get up from the disabled seat on the bus.

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In light of the recent serial killing spree in our town, I begged my grandma to stay home until the situations comes to a stop.

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I thought it was a great idea to ask the genie to make me immortal.

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Even as a child I never believed the tales of mermaids sailors would tell, I always thought it was the scurvy playing tricks on them.

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The doctor sat me down, a sad expression on his face.

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It's been two years since the infection, characterised by glowing green eyes, began, thankfully my girlfriend and I are immune.

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I finally escaped that dirty box my captors kept me in.

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I stared in horror as another one of my posts got taken down on this sub.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today an alien ship landed on Earth, however there's one tiny problem.	4535
"See Josh, I told you the cave wasn't a complex as you thought!", I exclaimed in relief, turning to my friend.	1727
I covered my ears as the old lady screamed at me, demanding that I get up from the disabled seat on the bus.	1725
In light of the recent serial killing spree in our town, I begged my grandma to stay home until the situations comes to a stop.	732
I thought it was a great idea to ask the genie to make me immortal.	476
Even as a child I never believed the tales of mermaids sailors would tell, I always thought it was the scurvy playing tricks on them.	67
The doctor sat me down, a sad expression on his face.	55
It's been two years since the infection, characterised by glowing green eyes, began, thankfully my girlfriend and I are immune.	47
I finally escaped that dirty box my captors kept me in.	44
I stared in horror as another one of my posts got taken down on this sub.	43