/u/ToastOfTomato's posts
[WP] You are praying to whatever god when you hear a booming voice say, "Huh? What... what year is it?", you answer with 2019 upon which the voice speaks again, "Oh crap I really overslept. You're gonna help me fix everything now."
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[WP] The hellhound rolled around on the cracked ground before stopping, begging for belly rubs. The man approached it and stretched out his hand, before quickly being engulfed in flames and eaten. This was the 32nd one that day, they never seemed to realise that acting is a thing animals can do.
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[WP] It wouldn't be that hard would it? It would just be a simple captcha. But then it was there, "Confirm that you aren't human."
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[WP] Every tree is a world tree. As an extremely old tree is about to be cut down, those who inhabit it decide to come out to defend their world. The only problem is that they are very small compared to humans.
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[WP] They hadn't found it weird when their friend asked if they could crash at their place for a bit, their friend always had problems with their parents. But imagine their suprise when a spaceship crashed through the wall.
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[WP] Words are magic. What language are those words in? No one really knows. But what everyone knows is that babies often happen to recite spells.
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