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[WP] Sugar was suddenly outlawed on the galactic stage, and is now classified as a hard drug. In reality, this move was made in order to portray humans as belligerent drug addicts.

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[WP] Humans have made first contact, however the Federation scientists are dumbfounded as to how the humans are able to read their minds. In reality, the aliens are just really bad at lying.

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[WP] Humanity is the only intelligent species in the galaxy that possesses depth perception. Due to this, humans are often hired to do relatively simple tasks.

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[WP] Preliminary scans show that humans are mass-producing an industrial grade starship cleaner. Your science fleets are puzzled, as humans don't seem to possess any starships. Your chief science officer rushes towards you in a panic: "Sir, they seem to be drinking it!"

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[WP] Aliens finally reach Earth, not to conquer it, but to critique the food and dining experiences.

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[WP] You put yourself in cryogenic storage, scheduled to awaken at a specified date and time. While you were asleep, the government banned the unfreezing of cryogenically frozen people. Finally, after many decades, you awaken from your cold slumber.

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[WP] Humans have have become valuable assets to the Intergalactic Navy, as they possess something that no other species in the galaxy does: The ability to discern the direction that something is moving using only their eyes and brain.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Sugar was suddenly outlawed on the galactic stage, and is now classified as a hard drug. In reality, this move was made in order to portray humans as belligerent drug addicts.	4945
[WP] Humans have made first contact, however the Federation scientists are dumbfounded as to how the humans are able to read their minds. In reality, the aliens are just really bad at lying.	82
[WP] Humanity is the only intelligent species in the galaxy that possesses depth perception. Due to this, humans are often hired to do relatively simple tasks.	66
[WP] Preliminary scans show that humans are mass-producing an industrial grade starship cleaner. Your science fleets are puzzled, as humans don't seem to possess any starships. Your chief science officer rushes towards you in a panic: "Sir, they seem to be drinking it!"	13
[WP] Aliens finally reach Earth, not to conquer it, but to critique the food and dining experiences.	13
[WP] You put yourself in cryogenic storage, scheduled to awaken at a specified date and time. While you were asleep, the government banned the unfreezing of cryogenically frozen people. Finally, after many decades, you awaken from your cold slumber.	11
[WP] Humans have have become valuable assets to the Intergalactic Navy, as they possess something that no other species in the galaxy does: The ability to discern the direction that something is moving using only their eyes and brain.	7