/u/Tokumeiko2's posts
[WP] You've discovered a ritual to form a contract with an elder god, gaining vast knowledge in exchange for being their agent on the mortal plain. However you appear to have summoned a confused little girl, she looks around and says, "Oh! You're probably expecting grandmother, are you not?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Much to your surprise and disappointment, the laser hair removal clinic doesn't know how to deal with your laser hair.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] genies don't get wishes wrong out malice or misunderstanding, they just so eager to use their vast cosmic powers that they'll end up using a hundred times more magic than strictly necessary.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] this wasn't supposed to happen... We accused her as a joke... She wasn't supposed to react like this... She wasn't supposed to be an actual WITCH!!
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] a teenager becomes a hero, not out of any morality, but simply to annoy their villainous parents.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] it turns out that magic is real, but individuals can't generate a useful amount, but there's a new mobile app that lets people cast spells through the power of crowdfunding
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "Who dares summon..." You cut your usual speech short as you look to where you expect to see your summoner, only to see an infant poking curiously at what appears to be a dead priest.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] a group of crotchety old people, sitting in a post-war wasteland, complaining about "these damn kids and their survival tools"
Mark as read: Add to a list