WritingPrompts

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[WP] You have the most forgettable face in existence; humans, animals, doorsensors forget instantly that you exist. Even during your own birth the doctors were unsure if anything actually came out. Now you are the post-it-note assassin.	2987
[WP] "Mortal, I thank thee, in return I present answers three. Pick ONE, and within thou shall discover truth absolute." The light disappears and three boxes materialize, labeled. 'World Peace', the Meaning of Life', 'a Sixpack in Sixty Days'	66
[WP] You go on crazy adventures in hyperrealistic dreams, stirring up office workers, veterinarians, dairy farmers, whoever you find yourself as. This time you are a burglar, sneaking in, finding yourself sleeping.	25
[WP] you find out Polar Bears are 'techically' allowed in hockey and it's 'technically' not murder if they eat their opponents. They are all called player.	20
[WP] You're a dragon guarding a princess facing a challenger. But it's been years since the last, so long in fact, that you've long married her instead.	13
[WP] People can fly! By non-stop swimming through the air, the sky is the limit for humanity. Catch is, It's even slower than swimming.	11
[WP] You are about to open the thirty third waffle house as part of Joe's Waffles Franchise. Joe asked you to 'take care of my cart for a bit' saying he was going to the toilet. You haven't seen your wife and kids in 4 years, they are, presumably, still waiting for their waffles.	9
[EU] "Don't do it mister Frodo! The ring clouds your mind. It must be destroyed!" "Don't worry, we'll melt it, that's a Billy guarantee." Henceforth, it came to be that the one ring was sold for 50 bucks to a man with a cash-4-gold sign.	9
[WP] You wake up on the train, realizing there's a briefcase chained to your wrist. Inside there's a pair of nunchuks and a note; "Don't look outside. Don't make eye contact." Of course, you can't help yourself, and make eye contact with the ninja jumping from tree to tree outside.	8
[WP] You're a poorly-paid bodyguard of an entrepreneurial talking cat who's decided to introduce catnip for humans. "Why?" You asked. "To save the world from dogs." The cat answered. "And for-profit." You think the cat is planning world domination, and you're okay with that.	8

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