/u/ToothyGoblin's posts
[WP] One Christmas you stay up and hide to see Santa, but what comes down the chimney is a large, green, toothy being “Oi youz grots! Get down ere wit da zoggin prezents! An let me haz da snackz dis time!” Yup, Santa is an orc Warboss.
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[WP] The lich has gone silent and so have other evil forces around the kingdom. Worried that they are up to something big, they send you to find out what. Lo and behold you walk into the liches quiet lair to find all the evil leaders having fun playing some sort of game and they invite you to join.
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[WP] There has been a serial killer terrorizing the city. They are described as supernatural after having been captured and killed on several occasions. You hear a noise in your apartment and call out “Hello?”. An answer from the dark says “Yea, I’m in your kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
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[WP] The alien invasion of earth was successful, the last pockets of humanity are hiding. The invaders find a bunker and a man in a lab coat waiting at the entrance “I know you understand me, you’ll need this to get in.” As he hands them a card he vanishes. The card is marked SCP Foundation.
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[WP] Haunted all of your life by a horribly malevolent entity, you found out a long time ago it doesn’t target anyone else, so you just deal with it. One day she materializes right in front of you looking terrified “You need to come with me! Something awful is about to happen!” It’s no trick...
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[WP]Exploring a barren planet for the first time, you see something in the distance. As you approach, a feeling of dread overwhelms you, it’s a mid 1900’s farmhouse and you swear you saw something in the window. You’re light years from home and this is the first time humanity has been out here.
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[WP] Cats and Dogs are beings from another dimension, they have been conditioning us to save us from extinction.
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[WP] OI ya zoggin gits itz zat time o’ year when ya makez a story aboutz Orky Klaus an ow he savez Christmas.
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