/u/TotalBlissey's posts
[WP] With all of the LGBTQ+ people going to hell, the underworld just becomes a giant never-ending party with sick fire lighting and romance. Evangelical God is not happy and is planning an invasion.
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[WP] It's late fall and the time for the great winged panda migration to commence. Remember to keep bamboo handy or they will chew down your house like termites.
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[WP] Medusa turns people to stone. But exactly what type of stone does she turn you into? Limestone? Obsidian? She can choose. One day, an old man, in good health but with only a day to live, and asks if he can be turned into a statue of pure jade to pay off his poor family's crippling debt.
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[WP] In a world where each creature is a human with an animal's body (Harpies, Manticores, Sphynx) The prophesized one has finally arrived; The human with the body of a human. They are the only being in the nation able to wield the holy warhammer, since they're the only one with opposable thumbs.
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[WP] Disney is making a live action movie of Chip and Dale. You take over for the old director halfway through the movie, and find that he has hired two hairy, shirtless overweight middle aged men to play the main characters.
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[WP] After the success of a children's cartoon about two animated chipmunks, Disney is making a live action remake. These chipmunks only wear pants. Instead of animating them, they hire two very hairy, overweight, bare chested forty year old men to play the chipmunks. All other characters are CG.
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In a world where each creature is a human with the body of an animal — Harpies, Manticores, Sphynx — The prophesized one has finally arrived; The human with the body of a human. They are the only being in the nation able to wield the holy warhammer, due to being the only one with opposable thumbs.
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