/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After you marry a widow, her dead husband comes back to haunt you. However, he just wants to help you take care of his former wife and make her as happy as possible.
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[WP] Your dog has stood loyally by your family's side for centuries. Though you have no idea what caused his longevity, you know something must be wrong when he runs away. Before you begin to search for him, you discover he dug up some very old, very human bones.
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[WP] Nearly all your life you lived on the streets. People ignored you at best and reviled you at worst. Then you got superpowers and those same people begin to lecture you about “altruism,” “duty,” and “responsibility.”
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[WP] You own a bar & grill where the 3rd dimension meets the 4th. Simply put, anyone from any time and any place on Earth can walk in at any moment.
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[WP] A crazed comic book fan has been trying to create real life superheroes. Irradiating insects and having them bite people, murdering the parents of wealthy children, ect. Unfortunately he succeeds and this only fuels his obsession.
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[WP] Your workers always ask “Why do you put a self destruct button on your inventions?” Tired of their questioning, you decide to explain why it’s perfectly rational.
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[WP] Fossilized human bones have been found on every planet since the people of Earth began exploring space. The further you get from Earth, the younger the fossils are.
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[WP] Satan stopped the whole "eternal torture" schtick centuries ago. When he realized being kind to the scientists, artists, and mathematicians sent to hell could help further his goals.
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[WP] Demon's absolutely love playing "Christian." Two demons disguise themselves as preachers and compete to see who can make their Church commit the most sins "in the name of the Lord."
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