/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “You’re… firing me?” Satan looked on in confusion. “Actually, we’re liquidating your whole sector. Every last demon.” God replied.
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[WP] You started a cult to scam people out of money. However, more and more of your “prophecies” begin coming true and the “miracles” can claim begin to actually happen.
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[WP] As the sheriff of an Old West Town, you found that deputizing witches produces better results than burning them.
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[WP] An immortal is cast into space in a final attempt at execution. After passing through the void for a while, he discovers he is far from the first to receive this treatment.
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[WP] Poof! You’ve just been spoken into existence. The first thing you see is a genie with a smug smile and a clearly upset child screaming “That’s not what I meant!”
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[WP] God has always fancied himself a musician, with his favorite instrument being the fiddle. Today the Lord went down to Georgia to personally challenge the boy that upstaged his greatest musical pupil.
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[WP] there is only one constant across the Multiverse, Adam Sandler. No matter how joyous or bleak a universe is, he is always there, alive and well with the same personality and comedy. No humans in a universe? Still there. It can get ridiculous.
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[WP] Satan has been visiting a prison in disguise. He hasn't made a deal with any prisoners, but he has been attending group therapy sessions. A curious angel decides to attend as well.
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