/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] Contrary to popular belief, you do take your riches with you to the after you die. However, the more you have, the harder your after life will be.
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[WP] You’re a freelance writer, pushing out outrageous amounts of content for a clickbait sight that barely pays anything. It’s a job, but becomes more interesting when all of your insanely hyperbolic articles begin coming true.
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[WP] Years ago, A vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie got lost in the African wilderness and had to survive on the wildlife. Today, your village is plagued by zombie lions, were-hippos, vampire apes and more.
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[WP] After you die, you're reincarnated as your widows loyal pet, and spend your new animal life trying to reveal who you actually are.
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[SP] More people have been to space than the deepest part of the ocean. Due to your job, you frequently visit both...
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[EU] The reason Stormtroopers suck so much becomes evident when you, an Imperial Quality Controller, look into the Drill Sergeants who train them.
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[WP] your first mission in the Stormtrooper corps. is to sweep an abandoned shipyard where rebels were rumors hiding out. The bad news is those rumors were true. The good news is the rebels consist of your friends from back home!
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[WP] Nature effortlessly destroyed every individual human millennia ago. Now with unknown methods, nature has begun to resurrect every individual human.
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[EU] a young girl manages the trap Death to prevent him from taking her grandfather. Now Grandpa must find a way to convince his granddaughter to let Death go.
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