/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] “Love is power!” Shouted the hero. “No…” said his enemy, who with a snap of the fingers, removed enough oxytocin from the hero’s brain to drain any love that was felt.
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[WP] The Prince of Darkness, Lord Satan is summoned to the mortal plane yet again. This time by a young orphan, seeking a father to show off at "bring your parents to school" day.
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[WP] Letters meant for Santa are sometimes accidentally sent to Satan. This means St. Nick has to ride his sleigh straight through Hell and battle demons just to get his mail.
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[WP] Alien species treat humans like humans treat dogs. Thus thousands of different "breeds" of human have cropped up. Each made for a certain look or purpose have popped up throughout the universe, a small group of them have managed to land back in Earth.
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[WP] It's 1899, and you are the first dedicated electromancer. Every other mage laughs at your choice ofafic, except the fortune teller who is terrified of you.
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[WP] Annoyed with the insane amount of corrupt preachers, a group of angels go undercover to expose these so called "Men of God."
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[WP] Every Christmas the post office messes up and Satan must travel to the north pole to exchange mail with Santa. Neither of them mind though, as they surprisingly enjoy each others company.
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[WP] A superhero and his arch nemesis discover they are both financed by the same mysterious source. Confused by this, they team up to discover who their "boss" is.
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[WP] You walk into one of those new-age shops at the mall. Among the hundreds of over priced knives you find a sword that looks strangely familiar. As you get closer, it begins to glow. One of the workers notices and whispers " We've found him."
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