/u/Totally_Not_Thanos's posts
[WP] Humans are actually a hybrid of 2 different alien species. They viewed their offspring as abominations and abandoned them someplace to die off. Imagine their surprise when Humanity shows up on their planetary doorstep.
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[WP] When humans hear “nature spirit” they assume peaceful hippie and are never prepared for for the horror and brutality that comes with nature.
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[EU] “WHAT.. Is your name?” “Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones” “WHAT.. is your quest” “To seek the Holy Grail.” “WHAT.. is…”
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[WP] Due to an increase in Ouija board rugs and Roomba use, accidental demon summons have become more common. However today marks the first time you were summoned by a machine on purpose.
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[EU] There were 5 minutes between the torpedo hitting and the Death Star exploding. 5 minutes where every man, woman, and child onboard knew they were going to die. Describe those 5 minutes.
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[WP] Your company has been hired to build a skyscraper on an old graveyard. The problem is, everyone buried there was an architect and their spirits keep trying to “improve” your vision.
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[WP] Almost annihilating most of your species via nuclear war is seen as a right of passage for advanced civilizations. Tired of waiting for the Earth to "join the club" a group of aliens go to see what's taking so long.
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[WP] You’re a, low-level grunt who, by some miracle, killed a legendary hero. Gaining all his gear, powers, and abilities in the aftermath.
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[WP] Satan has had many children over the years, and upon hunting them down you surprisingly discover that they're all genuinely good people.
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