/u/TraitorousTurncoat's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] She was cursed to laugh silver and weep gold, so that her sorrow would always be worth more than her joy.
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[WP] "Are you the Tooth Fairy? You don't look like a fairy," the child said accusingly. Death, who had been on his way to the goldfish bowl, began to sweat.
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[EU] The date has been going pretty well so far, but there's just one problem. You're both Pokemon trainers - and if your eyes meet, you'll have no choice but to battle.
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[WP] He'd bribed the judges, blinded the media, and blackmailed the witnesses. His trial was going exactly as he'd planned - until the statue of Justice suddenly announced that she wouldn't stand for this any more.
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[WP] "Tonight you will be visited by one ghost. Yes, we know what you were expecting, but the other two called in sick, so please bear with Future because it will be trying its best."
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[WP] You demanded that the Seer tell you how you will die, and she answered. Now you've called together the finest minds in your empire to help you avoid your fate, because if you're destined to choke on a cake, can you still eat muffins? Scones? And for god's sake, what of doughnuts?
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[WP] Every day is a struggle to survive after society's collapse. Letters are the only currency that matters, Red Boxes prey on the unwary, and the dreaded Mailmen stalk the streets at night. This is... the Post Apocalypse.
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[WP] Having the town's tailor set up shop next door to the blacksmith was never an issue. That is, until the order for the princess' wedding dress was posted through the wrong door.
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[WP] You accepted your trophy for 'Best at Petting' in good humour, but the next morning, you recieved an urgent summons from the King of the Werewolves.
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[WP] You always promised your mother that she could name your first child. Problem is, your partner made the same promise to their mother. You haven't seen either of them in a while, and one of the nurses just starting yelling something about a swordfight on the hospital roof.
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