/u/TraitorousTurncoat's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The taxi driver seem to have mistaken you for somebody else: instead of taking you to your wedding as planned, he dropped you off at a wrestling grudge match. You're actually having a lot of fun, and the crowd loves you, but you can't help but wonder how things are going back at the church.
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[WP] Your daughter was devastated when she found out Santa wasn't real, which seemed pretty normal. What didn't seem normal was for her to don a red suit and start climbing down chimneys, swearing that no other child would ever experience the same despair that she had.
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[WP] "Going forward, elections will be decided in the way that Nature intended. That is to say, of course, that their MMORPG characters will do bloody virtual battle, and the avatar emerging victorious will be crowned our new leader."
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[WP] Nobody really has the time for dating these days. It's just easier to just wait for your future children to travel back in time to make sure that they get born, you know?
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[WP] "You stand before the court accused of saving the Emperor's life. Do you even understand how much damage you have caused?"
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[WP] For a thousand thousand years you've guarded the sacred blade in anticipation of the Chosen One's arrival. Well, they're here, they look about 10 years old, and you are starting to wonder if this is a good idea.
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[WP] Battered and beaten, the army decided it was time for them to raise the white flag. Unfortunately, they raised a red flag by mistake, which had an entirely different meaning in their culture...
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[WP] "These alien abductions are getting out of hand! If they keep abducting them, there won't be any aliens left!"
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[WP] Your children have decided to forgo the traditional lemonade stand and make some pocket money by digging out your old necromancy books and offering resurrections to the local kids instead.
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