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The new house was beautiful, but the previous owner's cat had absolutely soaked the basement in urine.
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I've always hated wearing pants, so I didn't bother to put any on while cooking breakfast this morning. NSFW
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I'd studied teratomas, so I was expecting the misshapen lump of human pieces we found when we opened the tumor.
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