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[WP] As a vampire hunter, you always knew it's quite likely that your targets will one day get the better of you and kill you. What you didn't expect was for them to put you in prison instead.

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[WP] You're a serial killer who kills people in houses rumored to be haunted, leaving legends of killer ghosts in your wake. You're having a laugh with that until one night you and your intended victims step into a house that contains more than just a rumor of ghostly presence.

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[WP] "You know, I was an atheist for my entire life." "I see." "Never believed in an afterlife." "Lucky to be wrong." "And I'm an American." "Good for you." "So, what the hell am I doing in an ancient Greek afterlife?"

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[WP] "I'm telling you, I'd die before I go back to prison." "So, would you rather I kill you?"

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[WP] You've lost your job, your SO just dumped you, and you're pretty sure that the mole on your chest is growing. But, in your current situation, all of the above can be classified as the least of your problems.

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[WP] "Tell me, did you ever imagine you'd die like this?" "Actually, yes. This is exactly how I imagined I'd die."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] As a vampire hunter, you always knew it's quite likely that your targets will one day get the better of you and kill you. What you didn't expect was for them to put you in prison instead.	45
[WP] You're a serial killer who kills people in houses rumored to be haunted, leaving legends of killer ghosts in your wake. You're having a laugh with that until one night you and your intended victims step into a house that contains more than just a rumor of ghostly presence.	11
[WP] "You know, I was an atheist for my entire life." "I see." "Never believed in an afterlife." "Lucky to be wrong." "And I'm an American." "Good for you." "So, what the hell am I doing in an ancient Greek afterlife?"	5
[WP] "I'm telling you, I'd die before I go back to prison." "So, would you rather I kill you?"	2
[WP] You've lost your job, your SO just dumped you, and you're pretty sure that the mole on your chest is growing. But, in your current situation, all of the above can be classified as the least of your problems.	1
[WP] "Tell me, did you ever imagine you'd die like this?" "Actually, yes. This is exactly how I imagined I'd die."	1