WritingPrompts

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[WP] The prostitute told you she'd do anything you want for $50. As a joke, you told her to save your struggling business. Five days later, you get a phone call from the company saying profits have hit a record high; the prostitute asks if you want anything else done.	7390
[WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned.	1019
[WP] You are in Hell, and have successfully managed to trick the Devil into thinking your greatest fear is your favorite pastime. What you don't know is that you're actually in Heaven and, subconsciously, your favorite thing is weaseling your way out of bad situations.	670
[WP] The magical community is baffled by the concept of "street alchemy". Somehow the skills of the greatest wizards in the realm still can't match up to some old guy selling his potions out of the back of his cart in the marketplace.	505
[WP] In your favorite video game, you have always treated the NPCs well and tried to improve their lives as much as possible. When checking your mail today, you found an envelope containing a signed check and a group photo. The people in the photo look suspiciously similar to the NPCs in the game.	259
[EU] "I know I'm just an initiate of the Princess Saving Guild, but we have among our ranks brave knights, gallant princes and dashing rogues. So if you'll excuse any undue disrespect, why is our chairman an Italian plumber?"	186
[WP] When they aren't out saving princesses or plundering cursed ruins, the fantasy adventuring party likes to gather at the local pub and play their favorite role-playing game: Buildings and Businesses, a game set in a world with no fantastical elements whatsoever.	184
[WP] The Antichrist and the Second Coming have both been born, through a freak coincidence, as twins to the same mother. Neither God nor the Devil know what to do; the twins' energies perfectly cancel each other out, effectively making them completely normal children.	149
[WP] Your grandfather is making his yearly visit. He's so happy to see you that you can't bear to tell him that he's been dead for several months and is now a walking skeleton.	93
[WP] After years of wanton acts of cruelty, we finally realized why the aliens like to terrorize us: similarly to humans putting cucumbers near cats, they do it because they think our reactions are cute.	48

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