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[NOV22] "We come together today to thank The Elder God and pray that He accepts Sister Agnus and continues to bless us, our land, and..."

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Miles breathed slowly and focused the sight of his rifle on his intended target, a man that would become the world’s most ruthless dictator.

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When the company I interviewed with called to offer me a salary that was a lot lower than advertised, I promptly rejected it.

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Growing up, my mother used to always say "don't go swimming right after you eat because you will get cramps."

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I’m a little embarrassed to ask this, but how do I get my children to stop waking me up in the middle of the night?

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"Surprise!" I yelled as my husband and his whore walked through the front door.

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It was a beautiful day, and we were walking along the beach, soaking up the sun's rays while the ocean's waves cooled us with its gentle mist.

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I entered a restricted area at the zoo and felt a sharp pain in my neck before passing out.

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My mother used to always tell me, "if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like your father."

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When my son woke up in the middle of the night calling for his mother, I told him that it was going to be okay and that she had been, and always will watch over him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] "We come together today to thank The Elder God and pray that He accepts Sister Agnus and continues to bless us, our land, and..."	94
Miles breathed slowly and focused the sight of his rifle on his intended target, a man that would become the world’s most ruthless dictator.	91
When the company I interviewed with called to offer me a salary that was a lot lower than advertised, I promptly rejected it.	86
Growing up, my mother used to always say "don't go swimming right after you eat because you will get cramps."	84
I’m a little embarrassed to ask this, but how do I get my children to stop waking me up in the middle of the night?	84
"Surprise!" I yelled as my husband and his whore walked through the front door.	81
It was a beautiful day, and we were walking along the beach, soaking up the sun's rays while the ocean's waves cooled us with its gentle mist.	73
I entered a restricted area at the zoo and felt a sharp pain in my neck before passing out.	71
My mother used to always tell me, "if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like your father."	71
When my son woke up in the middle of the night calling for his mother, I told him that it was going to be okay and that she had been, and always will watch over him.	67