/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was devastated when a psychic told me I only had six months to live, so I decided to go out with a bang and act out scenes from my favorite action movie, "Rampage."

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I have stalked hundreds of people over the years, trying to find a better life.

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I’ve always been fascinated with people who could use sleight of hand, and I was in a trance trying to follow the man’s hands as he moved the cup with the ball from one position to another.

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I've always wondered what the perfect version of myself would look like.

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After my parents failed to come home from their date at the beach, I went searching for them.

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When the bill collector called my hotel room at 5:30 AM, I yelled, "how the fuck did you even get this number," and told him to go to hell before hanging up.

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I was giving a potential investor a tour of my new haunted house and they were very impressed with how lifelike the attractions looked.

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Genesis 1:26 clearly states, “Then God said, ‘Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule…'”

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I always thought that my aunty was full of shit whenever she talked about the power of love and how it can make the "impossible, possible."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was devastated when a psychic told me I only had six months to live, so I decided to go out with a bang and act out scenes from my favorite action movie, "Rampage."	243
I have stalked hundreds of people over the years, trying to find a better life.	190
I’ve always been fascinated with people who could use sleight of hand, and I was in a trance trying to follow the man’s hands as he moved the cup with the ball from one position to another.	137
I've always wondered what the perfect version of myself would look like.	137
After my parents failed to come home from their date at the beach, I went searching for them.	134
When the bill collector called my hotel room at 5:30 AM, I yelled, "how the fuck did you even get this number," and told him to go to hell before hanging up.	125
.. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / - --- --- / .-.. .- - .	117
I was giving a potential investor a tour of my new haunted house and they were very impressed with how lifelike the attractions looked.	114
Genesis 1:26 clearly states, “Then God said, ‘Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule…'”	97
I always thought that my aunty was full of shit whenever she talked about the power of love and how it can make the "impossible, possible."	94