/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father died before I was born, and because I was blind, I never got to see a picture of him.

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Even though I knew she wouldn't understand, I told my daughter the truth when she asked me why it had to look like an accident.

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I wish I had read the fine print when I made a deal with Satan for eternal life.

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We both thought it was a good idea to let our son wear his "will trade sister for candy" shirt when they went trick or treating

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I was horrified when I finally met the man I’d been having an online relationship with because he turned out to be my ex-husband.

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Faced with the impossible decision of choosing whether his wife or daughter lived, Scott laughed so hard that he cried and pissed himself.

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[MAY22] I was hiking a new trail when a cool breeze brought along an intoxicating scent, and I followed it to a field of peculiar-looking flowers.

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When I asked my daughter who she was talking to, she said, “Mr. Tedderson,” the new teddy bear I had just bought her.

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I've always had a serious case of FOMO, so when my friends jumped off a bridge, I was right behind them.

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Now in her fifties, Jerusha cried tears of joy as blood flowed freely from her wrists, knowing that her virgin sacrifice to the dark lord would guarantee prosperity for her village.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father died before I was born, and because I was blind, I never got to see a picture of him.	807
Even though I knew she wouldn't understand, I told my daughter the truth when she asked me why it had to look like an accident.	788
I wish I had read the fine print when I made a deal with Satan for eternal life.	724
We both thought it was a good idea to let our son wear his "will trade sister for candy" shirt when they went trick or treating	611
I was horrified when I finally met the man I’d been having an online relationship with because he turned out to be my ex-husband.	597
Faced with the impossible decision of choosing whether his wife or daughter lived, Scott laughed so hard that he cried and pissed himself.	487
[MAY22] I was hiking a new trail when a cool breeze brought along an intoxicating scent, and I followed it to a field of peculiar-looking flowers.	362
When I asked my daughter who she was talking to, she said, “Mr. Tedderson,” the new teddy bear I had just bought her.	355
I've always had a serious case of FOMO, so when my friends jumped off a bridge, I was right behind them.	337
Now in her fifties, Jerusha cried tears of joy as blood flowed freely from her wrists, knowing that her virgin sacrifice to the dark lord would guarantee prosperity for her village.	331