/u/TryHardKenichi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son lost his first tooth yesterday, but because we couldn't find it, we put a chicklet under his pillow instead.

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Torn between two dresses for my date tonight, I asked Alexa what the temperature was going to be.

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My doctor just told me that while I was in a coma, my husband made several attempts at taking my life.

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Even though this was his twelfth time standing trial for murder, Anthony "The Processor" Johnson knew he would be acquitted because he never leaves a shred of evidence and his victims are never found.

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I've always known that my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me out and took the last lifeboat to save himself.

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The only things my mother ever told me about my father were that he was evil and that my eyes were just like his.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you.

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"Congratulations Mr Johnson, you've been accepted into the clinical trial and you should have a new set of teeth in no time."

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[MAY22] As Miranda sipped on my homemade herbal tea, she said, "I don't want to overstep my boundaries, but if you switched to the same soil I'm using, your flowers would be as pretty as mine," adding her infamous snarky giggle at the end.

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In 2050, scientists discovered a herpes cure and made it available to everyone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son lost his first tooth yesterday, but because we couldn't find it, we put a chicklet under his pillow instead.	2867
Torn between two dresses for my date tonight, I asked Alexa what the temperature was going to be.	2176
My doctor just told me that while I was in a coma, my husband made several attempts at taking my life.	1624
Even though this was his twelfth time standing trial for murder, Anthony "The Processor" Johnson knew he would be acquitted because he never leaves a shred of evidence and his victims are never found.	1603
I've always known that my father hated me, so I wasn't surprised when he knocked me out and took the last lifeboat to save himself.	1562
The only things my mother ever told me about my father were that he was evil and that my eyes were just like his.	1414
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you.	1200
"Congratulations Mr Johnson, you've been accepted into the clinical trial and you should have a new set of teeth in no time."	1164
[MAY22] As Miranda sipped on my homemade herbal tea, she said, "I don't want to overstep my boundaries, but if you switched to the same soil I'm using, your flowers would be as pretty as mine," adding her infamous snarky giggle at the end.	911
In 2050, scientists discovered a herpes cure and made it available to everyone.	833