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The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.

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The coworker my wife had been seeing thanked me for the stew.

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She was so pretty when she didn't speak.

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I always knew you could get teeth in your ovaries, but I never expected them to be in mine.

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My mother always said to never accept drinks from strangers because they could be drugged.

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My kidnapper ripped out my tongue, but he still gave me bread every meal time.

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I was getting ready for bed when I heard a knock at the door.

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As the EMF reader went up to its highest count on our first ghost hunt, me and my friends started getting excited and we came back to the warehouse for the next few weeks to try and find a ghost.

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It's easy to disprove the statement "People swallow seven spiders in their sleep every year".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.	553
The coworker my wife had been seeing thanked me for the stew.	334
She was so pretty when she didn't speak.	20
I always knew you could get teeth in your ovaries, but I never expected them to be in mine.	12
My mother always said to never accept drinks from strangers because they could be drugged.	9
My kidnapper ripped out my tongue, but he still gave me bread every meal time.	6
I was getting ready for bed when I heard a knock at the door.	1
As the EMF reader went up to its highest count on our first ghost hunt, me and my friends started getting excited and we came back to the warehouse for the next few weeks to try and find a ghost.	1
It's easy to disprove the statement "People swallow seven spiders in their sleep every year".	0